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This shit is hot, right down to the Kitten ears and stockings with bows on.
This shit’s true and fucked up.
I didn’t even get to do anything for 1000, how did this happen so fast lol Anywho thank you doods for putting up with my shit. Yer all pretty damn neato and thanks for the follows <3 Even you ambiguous porn blogs.
giwatafiya: rickgrimesbabyface: Y’all, rich people tip like shit I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late. I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped
metalheadsforblacklivesmatter:Since the news is covering this up… blow this shit up.The United States has been found guilty of 5 cases of genocide by the UN as of October 23rd.The UN International Tribunal of Human Rights Abuses Against Black,
kavos-plz: So aiffe introduced me to the cursed cold ones such poor poor creatures i’m in love. Also canon wasn’t specific bout their design so I’m making my own shit up u___u “Warped by ancient magic, the cursed cold ones - or geluns, as they
haylohusky: burningwaterfa: kokoro4kakashi: babesbooksandbattles: scdub: babefield: islandgod: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this shit dragged my ass within the
granddaddylongdick: bando–grand-scamyon: poshbabyspice: demho3zhatinq: fckwithtony: Hold tf up this shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Littttttt I think about this a lot the goofy lil boy in the background kills me every time lol this my shit
It has come to my attention that Sombra wears those foot shoes So here’s my prediction of her personality~ And if you think I’m making this shit up, go look at the most unfashionable people you’ve ever seen… they also run this website~
khazarqueen: antimodernfeminism: I made a couple graphs to help show how modern feminism is fucking shit up. As we all know women have exactly 5 privilege. If we don’t stop those evil feminist they will have 9 privilege
yungsonia: halfcrescent: Summer anime 2014 visual guide, entire thing as one full image here. If you like what I’m doing, check out my main blog where these are hosted without me having to deal with cutting them up or getting resized to ant levels.
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
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i had to fire someone today, and real shit, I gotta start doing this shit more often. i feel like a giant among men right now.
My spotify playlist is all fucked up. I need a sonic enema. what the fuck even is this. im looking at my playlists and it’s a fucking abomination. why do I even pay for this shit. so i can listen to bullshit. fucking hate spotify.
guayabaprince: witchcrab: waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit Nothing in canon contradicts this so
asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look naked why
stone-faced-sunset:ndragoon:mysharona1987:mysharona1987:But some seriously fucked up shit happened here. This wasn’t just a mad mob of crazy MAGA folks.Not that I like Mike Pence, by any means, but how do you get *that* close to killing a sitting
THIS GUY JUST TOLD ME TO THINK OF HIM AS A CHICK WITH A VIBRATOR. I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
byrongraffiti: Who’s being violent? I guess I am blind looks like they are to me. You think we just started fucking shit up? Nah they provoked all this shit man. #FreddyGray #BlackLivesMatter #Baltimore
plotprincessss: cleophatracominatya: thewouldbesavant: cleophatracominatya: So y'all don’t think I’m making this shit up lol…this bus driver stopped and pulled over to go inside Jack n the box to get some damn ice water. Miiinnnddd you she was
plotprincessss: flawlessxqueen: pussylipgloss: zaynmalikstattooedhand: foliageeater: ok tyga right…. Who thinks this shit up yo This nigga can’t fuckin rap. Nobody wants to hear this shit. lmaoooo he needs a seat
westsiderandi: corbeezyyy: slimmxxan: sentforwho: You can’t make this shit up. Their accounts are locked now. a black man would never have that haircut Im SO done with white people. Like real shit Bitch Mixed with confusion and self hate Fuck
heartlesshayze: twerks4loanpayments: africanmelanin: nico-incognito: lyonnnss: teaforyourginaa: dmc-dmc: africanmelanin: Watch this video until the end. This sums it up. Obama need to play this shit on national television, through everyone damn
kingjaffejoffer: kingjaffejoffer: The El Chapo movie gonna be lit whenever someone makes it THIS IS HOW HE GOT CAUGHT. I just learned this in an article. You can’t make this shit up. El Chapo Was Captured While Trying To Make A Biopic Infamous
iamchinyere: He’s not even cold yet, and white folks are starting up. This is fucking offensive. This bitch don’t have the talent Prince had in his baby toe and y'all wanna claim she the next him? Get thee behind me with this shit, satan.
wokeagenda: Brock Turner’s parents have requested that their son’s mugshot not be publicized, so here’s this (his mugshot).
whitegirlsaintshit: …like??? you can’t make this shit up.
sugarmacaron: killbenedictcumberbatch: the-real-eye-to-see: “this is the 90’s" But in 2017 this shit is still the same. mel b was the only one saying anything??????? literally no one else is speaking up in that video ^^^^^^ thank you
sapphiredoves: everybodyhatesjroth: blasianxbri: BITCH THIS TEA IS PIPING FUCKING HOT. I BURNT MY MOUTH SIPPING ON THIS SHIT. FUCKING ROASTED YALL LEFT OUT THE ENDING THOUGH!! “And ain’t that just like White Feminism? Always getting up on somebody
wildthotz: curriedgoat: Imagine sticking a whole beauty blender up your pussy How else are you supposed to beat your pussy?
puffsaddy: treygotguap: singularbra: treygotguap:I want a bitch that gon give me head without me even askingYo, what’s up I like long walks on the beach and giving you random bjs. Bitch idgaf what u like to do.. long walk ya ass outta here good
natural–blues: decrystallize: witchtimez: onlyblackgirl: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways nice
kimreesesdaughter: azraelallen: onlyblackgirl: kimreesesdaughter: I don’t give a fuck about no emotional wreck. Don’t give a fuck about her being tired. Quest summed up my thoughts perfectly. This shit don’t add up. How do you go to the
wakandamama: Fuck dem folks saying “alright we have to leave Wakanda in 2018, we ran this shit up up. This why white folks don’t let us have anything ” Nigga…white folks been holding into Hogwarts for 20 YEARS. Like there is Harry Potter heads
shsl-detective-kyouko-kirigiri: shsl-knife-thrower: as-simple-as-usuk: OKAY GUYS LISTEN UP. EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE AWARE OF THIS SHIT. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS VIDEO YET I ADVISE THAT YOU WATCH IT. THIS IS SHIT THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK.
seductivecronus: risingtensions: physical comedy I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then… then this shit.
itsnotflirting: man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom i mean look at this shit. it’s bunk beds and a little desk. a motherfucking aquarium! shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling look how modern this shit is
raecluse: burninggreen: myownsundays: briderbigny: hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight: sorry tumblr Too high for this shit Not even high and this shit is bananas holy shit Too real
isis-: #dean in the last one is just like #dammit # i am so fucking #OVER #finding shit like this #fucking eyeball soup #nope #fuck this shit #im done #while sams just like #thats gross
pizzaforpresident: rapbattles: this is fucking it. this is fucking it, do you think this is funny? do you think this fucking dog shibe meme is funny? you fuckers say you hate memes, yet you love this piece of shit. this shit is a meme. if you type shibe
shouko: aquachilddicksquad: smelku: https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/539554483412664321 lol he fucked up big time spread this shit in case he deletes the tweet here’s a screenshot
seek-strength: geekinallitsglory: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: judgingitsilently: krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us
This Dude got done making my pizza, and the proceeded to play with his dog outside. Can’t make this shit up. #china #pizzatime #dalian
I contacted Neutrogena because of the negative effect it had on my face and they gave me a number to call next week. I hope they don’t think I’m making this shit up or anything. As soon as I got the reply my first instinct was to tell them
tendered: slushybabe: tofuqween: gunsounds: Don’t ever be in a relationship with someone who is perfectly fine with going hours/days without talking to you. what? hours? what does this post mean? i think it’s healthy to have time apart and still
This complete tool. The silence at the end. You can’t make this shit up! https://www.instagram.com/p/CEPuaEUjOmu/?igshid=ehfqccirf0n3
demho3zhatinq: fckwithtony: Hold tf up this shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Littttttt
neferbadmon: africanmelanin: nico-incognito: lyonnnss: teaforyourginaa: dmc-dmc: africanmelanin: Watch this video until the end. This sums it up. Obama need to play this shit on national television, through everyone damn cellphone, tablet, game
“I do this shit usually; I do this shit fruitfully. I’m twice the man you’ll ever be when I’m half the man I used to be.”
jukkes: Honestly like if you ever share someone else’s nudes w me we are no longer friends. Just because you say “it’s just you” is so fucked up. That person trusted you enough to show them their body. Also if you keep nudes from your ex ill
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
I’m so fucking tired and am only caught up on one of my shows…ugh…this cold ass weather is not okay to play soccer in… Done with this shit ass weather.
the-fandoms-are-cool: owlmylove: okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your
rsevn: is views actually good? this shit gettin me all up in my feelings n shit
HELP I WAS FOLLOWING A TUTORIAL TO MAKE BOOT COVERS THAT I SAW ON MY DASHBOARD BUT THEN I LOST THE TAB WHERE IT WAS OPEN AND NOW I DONT REMEMBER HOW TO FINISH THIS SHIT AND MY LEG IS STUCK IN THIS MESS OF PLASTIC WRAP AND SILVER TAPE AND PAPER AND IDK
WOW I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP HE REALLY CALLED ME AFTER I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE BECAUSE HE WAS TOXIC!!!!!!
sethlam-waltheer: naked-yogi: Aw, poor you. Offended by the generalization of males. Life must be tough. Yes, I am offended by it. The same way I’m offended by the generalization of females. Or any kind of generalization that picks up on what an
